-
Shinier than your ex’s red flags ✨
-
Won’t die in 3 days (unlike real flowers) 😏
-
Loud, sparkly, and impossible to ignore 💎
-
Says “I love you” without sounding desperate ❤️
-
Perfect for when you messed up… just a little 😬
-
Lasts forever, like that one inside joke 😌
-
amazing for Valentine’s, birthdays, or treating yourself 🎁
